1. casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

    casualmalexlfan:

    the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

    Reblogged from: emmygeer
  2. princeowl:

    'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does 

    Reblogged from: rainfeather5
  3. isis-:


andewhussie:

drumcorpshero:

tylerchokely:

kelseylx:

We discovered a trap door in class today
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

NOOO NO lies i see them to

I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

OH SWEET JESUS CLOSE THE FUCKING TRAP DOOR

    isis-:

    andewhussie:

    drumcorpshero:

    tylerchokely:

    kelseylx:

    We discovered a trap door in class today

    The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

    I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

    NOOO NO lies i see them to

    I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

    OH SWEET JESUS CLOSE THE FUCKING TRAP DOOR

    Reblogged from: baesguitar
    • me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
    Reblogged from: emmygeer
  4. my-special-angel:

mollyiswideawake:

octaviancross:

Always remember

YEAH BUT CALIGULA WAS FUCKIN INSANE
And not in a good way. He was literally insane, and he was an absolute tyrant. He’s my favourite Roman emperor, just because he’s so interesting
His father was a military hero, and he spent the first few years of his life on an army camp, where he paraded around wearing this mini-military uniform his mother made (which is where he got his name- “Caligula” meaning “little boot”). The soldiers basically worshipped him.
As a teenager, he was called before Tiberius (who was a complete tyrant in his own right, and supposedly killed members of Caligula’s family) on the island of Capri, where he was forcibly adopted and as a result of how well he was treated he supposedly developed Stockholm Syndrome (though this is subject to debate). He held an undying hatred for Tiberius but was forced to show respect, so took out his anger on others and enjoyed watching executions and torture, and frequently indulged in orgies
TIBERIUS THOUGHT HE WAS MAD. TIBERIUS.
He gains absolute power of the Roman Empire at the 24- spent the last 5 years watching Tiberius murder, rape, and torture innocents for his own pleasure. So it’s fair to say he’s pretty messed up. He starts off by obliterating unpopular tax and literally giving away money- thus winning the adoration of the citizens. Then, seemingly overnight, he becomes a vicious, bloodthirsty psychopath.
Early in his reign, he fell ill and spent a considerably period of time on the verge of death. Following most of his recovery, he still suffered major headaches and sometimes wandered round his palace in the dead of night, and started cross-dressing
During his illness, one man offered his life in exchange for Caligula’s recovery. When he recovered, Caligula sought out this man and had him sacrificed.
He called banquets, raped the female guests, then brought them back to the table to discuss the rape with the other guests
HE DECLARED WAR ON THE GODS. Hence why he had the army fight Poseidon.
He would make parents watch the executions of their children
He held dinner parties for highly-regarded Roman citizens, during which he would order the executions of criminals between courses and- while his guests were dining- he would rape their wives in the room next door
He appointed a horse as a consul. I’ll say that again. HE NAMED A HORSE A CONSUL. He had said horse attended to by 18 servants and fed it oats mixed with gold flakes
He names himself a living God
He his reign lasted four years, before he was stabbed to death. He did all that in four years.
I’M SORRY I JUST REALLY LOVE ROMAN HISTORY OK

Also when he would throw house parties he would hide wild animal like lions in random rooms and made people tour his house by themselves and they would be eaten if they opened the wrong door
(just so you know I did a huge project about him in history)

    my-special-angel:

    mollyiswideawake:

    octaviancross:

    Always remember

    YEAH BUT CALIGULA WAS FUCKIN INSANE

    And not in a good way. He was literally insane, and he was an absolute tyrant. He’s my favourite Roman emperor, just because he’s so interesting

    • His father was a military hero, and he spent the first few years of his life on an army camp, where he paraded around wearing this mini-military uniform his mother made (which is where he got his name- “Caligula” meaning “little boot”). The soldiers basically worshipped him.
    • As a teenager, he was called before Tiberius (who was a complete tyrant in his own right, and supposedly killed members of Caligula’s family) on the island of Capri, where he was forcibly adopted and as a result of how well he was treated he supposedly developed Stockholm Syndrome (though this is subject to debate). He held an undying hatred for Tiberius but was forced to show respect, so took out his anger on others and enjoyed watching executions and torture, and frequently indulged in orgies
    • TIBERIUS THOUGHT HE WAS MAD. TIBERIUS.
    • He gains absolute power of the Roman Empire at the 24- spent the last 5 years watching Tiberius murder, rape, and torture innocents for his own pleasure. So it’s fair to say he’s pretty messed up. He starts off by obliterating unpopular tax and literally giving away money- thus winning the adoration of the citizens. Then, seemingly overnight, he becomes a vicious, bloodthirsty psychopath.
    • Early in his reign, he fell ill and spent a considerably period of time on the verge of death. Following most of his recovery, he still suffered major headaches and sometimes wandered round his palace in the dead of night, and started cross-dressing
    • During his illness, one man offered his life in exchange for Caligula’s recovery. When he recovered, Caligula sought out this man and had him sacrificed.
    • He called banquets, raped the female guests, then brought them back to the table to discuss the rape with the other guests
    • HE DECLARED WAR ON THE GODS. Hence why he had the army fight Poseidon.
    • He would make parents watch the executions of their children
    • He held dinner parties for highly-regarded Roman citizens, during which he would order the executions of criminals between courses and- while his guests were dining- he would rape their wives in the room next door
    • He appointed a horse as a consul. I’ll say that again. HE NAMED A HORSE A CONSUL. He had said horse attended to by 18 servants and fed it oats mixed with gold flakes
    • He names himself a living God
    • He his reign lasted four years, before he was stabbed to death. He did all that in four years.

    I’M SORRY I JUST REALLY LOVE ROMAN HISTORY OK

    Also when he would throw house parties he would hide wild animal like lions in random rooms and made people tour his house by themselves and they would be eaten if they opened the wrong door

    (just so you know I did a huge project about him in history)

    Reblogged from: my-patronus-is-a-computer
  5. mishaspumpkin:

    Dean Winchester is NOT  a shitty brother.

    Sam Winchester is NOT  a shitty brother.

    Dean DOES NOT LOVE SAM MORE THAN SAM LOVES DEAN

    Sam DOES NOT LOVE DEAN MORE THAN DEAN LOVES SAM

    DEAN DIDN’T WANT TO BE ALONE. I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.

    SAM WANTED TO FIX THINGS. I UNDERSTAND THAT.

    BROTHERS FIGHT ALL THE TIME.

    STOP WITH THE HATE.

    Reblogged from: supernaturalapocalypse
  6. zander-pandar:

    Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-…

    Johnny Depp: Yes.

    Reblogged from: supernaturalapocalypse
  7. fwips:

    cosplayers understand my point

    Reblogged from: emmygeer
  8. commanderrogers:

    “uh oh” i whispered as i began to ship it

    Reblogged from: coolest-fallen-angel
  9. orlandobloomers:

    aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

    davegrohlgetinmybed:

    theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

    a girl playing guitar

    a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

    Reblogged from: coolest-fallen-angel
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